that *%(*#&% wedding tag.

So I gave Adam a small lecture about how I do not want to do this tag some weeks ago. But somehow, someone managed to force "persuade" me to do this tag anyway.

1.How old are you?
I don't like to be reminded about my age. I'm that old.

2. Are you single?
sorta

3. In what age do you think you’ll get married?
Hopefully before 30.

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now??
Who am I with now?

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
a certain moolah-loving girl

6. Do you want a garden/beach wedding, or the traditional wedding?
never actually cared cos it won't be my decision to make anyway.

7. Your ideal motif?
errrrr suddenly i'm thinking something sci-fi. damn, that was random.

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
into a hotel room.

9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite?
if it was up to me, about the same amount of friends that came during my recent open house. maybe a bit more. plus family.

10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
simple, definitely. in a kedekut mood these days.

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own??
"saya setuju untuk bayar sebanyak ni untuk menjadikan si dia ni sebagai isteri saya. sah."

12. How many layers of cake do you want to have?
not too much. beli mahal2, banyak leftovers, semut pulak makan. bazir jer. unless i get one with a lotta layers, but with a really small diameter...

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or at a simple place?
a hotel would be nice. a cheap one. i hope there won't be any noises from upstairs..... unless...

14. When do you want to get married, evening or morning?
I guess we could avoid the "strange noises" in the cheap hotels if the wedding was in the morning. But if we HAVE to do the wedding in the evening, well you know what they say. "if you can't beat em, join em". Gotta halau the guests early though.

15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
In Malaysia? definitely indoors. I'm sure the receptionist wouldn't like staying outdoors too long.

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your groom/bride?
Nothing fancy. I'd even prefer a nice alternative to the kompangs. Like an ipod hooked up to a mobile speaker. Or better yet, several people playing the kompang tune on their phones at the same time (to get that echo effect).

18. Name the song/tune you’d like played at your wedding??
Nothing Malay please. Preferably my favourite genres: Orchestra or Metal. Heck, some people have freaking karaokes during their weddings. I want guitar hero. Or rock band. No singstar. that's karaoke.

19. Are you a morning person or a night person?
I dunno. I try my best to balance it. Though I'm might be more of an afternoon person.

20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
Light I guess. The lighter, the less I have to pay...?

21. What age do you want to get married?
Age of Mythology

22. Describe your ideal husband/wife.
Female. Preferably younger than me. Speaks primarily English. Entertaining. Not too materialistic (because everyone's naturally materialistic). Someone who feels the same way about me as I feel about her, and not like anyone else the same way. Not a gold digger (at least don't dig when anyone's looking). Able to take care of children (eventually). Tak kuat politik. Moderate when it comes to religion. Preferably someone who can keep up with my strangeness and can tolerate lame jokes. No professional training required. Optional: Gamer. (I think that's mostly what I'd want in a gf than a wife... :P )

23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
fine dining isn't the normal spoon & fork/knife? i don't think i've eaten using a spoon and knife combo though.

24. champagne or red wine?
non-alcoholic rose-flavoured red wine (sirap).

25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
depends on where we'll be staying after the wedding. We might need to practice at home before doing it at a fancy place. Tak best pulak kalau masa honeymoon dua2 tak puas..... nak bersiar-siar pun takde mood nanti.

26. Money or household item?
Lingerie. Money.

27. Who will pay for the bills?
This is why I said money in the previous question.

28. Are you ready for married life?
Haven't finished enjoying my freedom yet. Maybe later.

29. Do u think you will still be a virgin until u get married?
Duh. Kata nak enjoy freedom. Rasanya apa aku nak buat? :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
(kidding lah. You know I meant video games.)

30. Will u always be true to your wife/husband
wife, yes. husband, i don't think so.

31. How many kids do u like?
I don't think there are any kids that I do like at the moment. Wait til I get a few of my own.

32. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
New. Old one got bad feng shui. kot.

33. Will u celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding, or diamond wedding?
A wedding where the decorations are either silver, gold or diamonds?! crazy ah?! memang takleh honeymoon lah kalau camtu! (but if you're asking about the ring, of course lah diamond. takleh cheapskate sangat.)

34. What kind of cuisine would u like for ur wedding?
anything with meat. And something I would actually be allowed to finish. I always notice the pengantins' table are left with a lot of leftovers.

35. Will u record ur honeymoon in a cd or dvd?
Why would i wanna record my honeymoon?

36. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next??? choose 5 people
meh. pass.